Ladies and gentleman, I have just finished grading my three hundredth paper of the semester. How my eyeballs haven't rebelled and jumped out of my skull is beyond me.
I still have a few things I have to do around the office to wrap up the semester, but I've submitted grades to all relevant professors and my grading obligations are DONE.
You know what that means?
It's pretty much my Christmas Vacation.
Praise. The. Lord.